Track 1: Mladic
0 -4 mins: some feedback
5 mins: crap drumming
6-7 mins: un-progressive instrumentation
8 mins: a riff – oh, the splendour of a poorly constructed song
9 – 10 mins: repeat riff until unbearable to pompously demand that the listener think it’s meaningful
11 mins: bass section about as memorable as a Nick Clegg speech
12 mins: slow bit
13 – 16 mins: An actual bit of composition. A lovely swirling section. Very reminiscent of My Dying Bride doom metal from the 90s.
16-17 mins: some more feedback
17-19 mins: Back to the swirling section again
19 – 20 mins: some feedback
Wow. Well that was worth waiting for. I can’t WAIT to listen to the rest of this album. Oh hang on, I can. Maybe give it another ten fucking years.
This type of music is dead.